Work has been exhausting. I’m so sick of driving.
I’m way too lazy to shave this bullshit.
I hate my hair. I wish I never cut it.
I still need to buy some yoga pants.
The crossword puzzle lottery tickets give me anxiety.
I hate avocados.
I forgot to mention yesterday that when I bought that pair of booty shorts I also bought 100 rounds of 7.62X39 for my AK47.
I stay stylish and strapped.
If I ever announce that I’m part of a fandom I give everyone permission to smother me with a pillow.
You know you want it
*does the tootsie roll while pouring Champale all over my supple body*
Went out drinking tonight. This is not a normal thing for me. Fucking Monday night drinking, what am I doing?
I take that back japcoregalore , I’m a size 3.