The Twelve Days Of Sodom

I had a dream last night that I won $450,000 on a lottery ticket. I was so fucking happy. I was trying to figure out what kind of car I was gonna buy and where I was gonna move to.

I was so fucking disappointed when I woke up.

Fuck.

Didn’t expect to see this on Instagram.

Didn’t expect to see this on Instagram.

It feels good to hear the fire crackling while I sit and read.

I have to make sure the fire doesn’t get so big so I don’t melt all the wax dicks on the mantle.

It feels good to hear the fire crackling while I sit and read.

I have to make sure the fire doesn’t get so big so I don’t melt all the wax dicks on the mantle.

Herpes doesn’t taste nearly as bad as it looks.

I’ve been thinking about boobs a lot lately.

It was a wildly uneventful but relaxing weekend.

It was a wildly uneventful but relaxing weekend.

I wish there was a book/movie series like 8 books / 12 movies long but at the end everyone dies and the bad guys win.

A 7.62X39 bullet is pretty much the exact same size as a .22 case+bullet.

A 7.62X39 bullet is pretty much the exact same size as a .22 case+bullet.

Lunch because I’m fucking disgusting.

Lunch because I’m fucking disgusting.