The Twelve Days Of Sodom

I wish I was in the mood to try out this cock ring. I’m trying really hard to not think about my guitar.

On top of that I have to go back to that stupid fucking Homeland Security base in DC tomorrow. That’s going to be wonderful. All the armed guards are really nice but the people that work in there treat me like shit.

Dominos should be here any minute. I’m going to eat the pain away.

My stupid fucking brother just broke my Martin acoustic guitar. I am so fucking bummed out right now.

Went to my favorite sex / smoke shop, Octopus Garden, and bought my first cock ring.

I have alginate stuck to my balls.

I have alginate stuck to my balls.

High Wolf - “Fuji Descent”

Where’s all the psychedelic drone girls at?

Someone come over and sit outside and listen to High Wolf with me?

If you do something bad it doesn’t matter that you meant well. If you do something good it doesn’t matter if you did it for ‘selfish reasons’. So spend much less time monitoring your motives, and far more time monitoring your actions.
Dennis Prager
People on Skout are pushy.

I stopped trying to talk to people because they probably think I live in squaller and abuse cough syrup.

People on Skout are pushy.

I stopped trying to talk to people because they probably think I live in squaller and abuse cough syrup.

Remember in like 2005 when you would go on myspace and just fill out these fucking surveys instead of asking followers to pick the questions for you?

All I’ve eaten today is half of a banana and two massive bowls of Reese’s puff cereal with dark chocolate almond milk.