The Twelve Days Of Sodom

I talk to Jen and DeDe more than I talk to my own family.

New ash tray.

New ash tray.

Gotta protect the booty.

Gotta protect the booty.

Work has been exhausting. I’m so sick of driving.

I’m way too lazy to shave this bullshit.

I hate my hair. I wish I never cut it.

I still need to buy some yoga pants.

The crossword puzzle lottery tickets give me anxiety.

I hate avocados.

Work has been exhausting. I’m so sick of driving.

I’m way too lazy to shave this bullshit.

I hate my hair. I wish I never cut it.

I still need to buy some yoga pants.

The crossword puzzle lottery tickets give me anxiety.

I hate avocados.

I forgot to mention yesterday that when I bought that pair of booty shorts I also bought 100 rounds of 7.62X39 for my AK47.

I stay stylish and strapped.

If I ever announce that I’m part of a fandom I give everyone permission to smother me with a pillow.

Oh my goodness youu
Anonymous

You know you want it

*does the tootsie roll while pouring Champale all over my supple body*

Went out drinking tonight. This is not a normal thing for me. Fucking Monday night drinking, what am I doing?

I take that back japcoregalore , I’m a size 3.